My last report put Giant Shirtless Man on a bike hauling ass (and green grocery bag) out of here. Since that day, he's return to being a pedestrian exclusively. I will not rescind that I think it was a stolen bike. There was something fishy about the whole thing.
Since the bicycle day, GSM has walked only on the opposite side of the road, still with the bag. There is no garbage can over there. Shuffling Old Guy still comes by the can to check things over. Still no luck. The woman with the puppy has stopped showing up at all.
Today GSM made the surprising move of having a red shirt slung over one shoulder. Perhaps he senses a change in the weather? How cold will it have to get before Giant Shirtless Man becomes Giant Red Shirt Man?
Only time will tell!