The following interview never happened.  The events described did.
J:  Are you comfortable?  Need anything?
Man:  No, no.  I'm fine. (sounds of shuffling and scraping)
J: Something wrong with your chair?
Man:  It's just... (scraping, banging)... stuck here on this rug edge.  (Violent noise)  Ah, there.  Okay.  What did you want to know?
J:  I haven't asked you anything yet.
Man:  So what are we doing then now?
J:  It's an interview.  I want to know about the accident.
Man:  Accident is a bit of an exaggeration.  More like an incident.  A big incident, yeah, but not an accident.
J: Okay, then let's get started.  About how long have you known that the tires on your truck needed replacing?
Man:  Oh, you want to start there?  Well... I guess about a year now.  Yeah, a good year.
J:  That's a long time.
Man:  Yeah, well that's how it goes. I just didn't get around to it.
J:  So tell me what happened on October 22nd.
Man:  Umm.... well I was on my way to band practice...
J:  Your band The Black Valentines has a gig this Saturday right?
Man:  Yep.  A Halloween party.  Thanks for the plug.
J:  No problem.
Man:  So anyway, I was going down 480 just getting into North Olmsted when the back tire exploded.
J:  You just used the word exploded.  Did you hear it?
Man:  Oh yeah.
J:  And you obviously felt it?
Man:  Of course.  Have you ever been in a car when a tire blows out?
J:  No.
Man:  Believe me.  You know when it happens.
J:  So what did you do then?
Man:  I got to the side of the road and stopped.  I checked out the tire.  I was completely destroyed.
J:  I think we have a picture...
Man:  Yeah, as you can see, it's completely blown out.
J:  I see.  Intense images.  So then you attempted to get the spare.
Man:  The spare on my truck is locked into the frame.  You need a special key to get it out. At first I couldn't find the key. It was buried in the glove box.   It's a stupid system.  Who would want to steal your donut?
J:  I think we have a picture of your spare...
 Man:  It's a looker, isn't it?J: So you successfully got the spare on the truck. And then I guess you started back out for band practice?
Man: The gig was in a week. Can't miss practice with the gig so close.
J: But this story has a happy ending, right?
Man: The truck has four brand new tires now. I guess that's a happy ending. Better than having another blow out anyway.
J: Thank you for sharing your story today.
Man: What's for dinner?



